Friday, July 24, 2009

Ku sangka panas hingga ke petang

Aku pegi satu kedai mamak kat area Ipoh nih...
Aku memang tahu kedai nih famous sebab ramai bebudak bukak laptop...
Siap ader satu peng-kid tengah webcam dengan awek dia kat sini...
Siap muah muah lagi...
Sebabnyer macam kat bawak nih lah...



Wah kira best abis la...
F.O.C... free wifi macam kat anje...
Mujur la aku tak kuar laptop aku...
Ruper yang ku sangka hari mau panas sampai petang...
Last last kene charge jugak.....



Kah kah kah......

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Bengang Giler

Seorang pemuda bercerita kepada temannya, "Bengang betul aku!"

"Hah? kenapa Man?" tanya temannya.

"Semalam aku berkenalan dengan awek cun di cafe, terus kita orang ke rumahnya, dia yg ajak aku, pas tu kitorang sama2 buka baju, Tengah best, tau-tau suami dia datang. Terkejut besor aku, terus aku melompat ke jendela bilik sambil berpaut di bawah
jendela dengan jari aku!"

"Wah, betul ko" sahut temannya.

"Ya, tapi itu belum apa-apa" sahut pemuda itu.

Kemudian suaminya masuk bilik menegur isterinya, dia cakap "Wah..kebetulan sayang dah telanjang, sebentar abang kencing dulu". Pas tu tau tak, si suami hampeh itu kencing terus di jendela, mengena kepala aku.

"Hah!" Temannya geleng2kan kepala.. "Patut la ko bengang gila"

"Ya, tapi bukan itu yang buat aku bengang"

"Selepas tu, aku dengar mereka bermesra-mesraan. Jari aku dah lenguh. Setelah mereka selesai, suaminya membuang kondomnya keluar jendela, tau tak jatuh dimana? Di kepala aku!"

"Wah! Dasyatnya, kalau aku memang aku bengang!" kata temannya.

"Sebentar. Aku belum selesai, yang buatkan aku lebih bengang lagi, suaminya nak buang air. rupa-rupanya toilet rosak. Jadi dia mengcangkung di pinggir jendela, terus jatuh diatas kepala aku!"

"Wah..wah, memang lengkap dah penderitaan ko" sahut temannya.

"Ye...ye...tapi ko tau tak, yang paling buat aku BENGANG... BENGAAANG...

BENGAAAAANG gile? Bila aku tengok ke bawah rupa-rupanya kaki aku jaraknya cuma 10cm dari tanah.....

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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

It a funeral

I went to see my friends' mother funeral. She has quite a number on her age.
But that wasn't my story. It was about one of her family member. I was hanging with some of kids. Most of them are below 12. Don't blame me if they like me,but most of time it fun hang out with them. They always tell the truth. Hehehe.
We all know, some kids are hyperactive and some are over-hyperactive. While people from still saying prayers, some of kid are still having fun, jumping all over the courtyard. Kids. What do you expect from them.
Suddenly of the parents (maybe not, i don't know) shout and simply slap of the kid. My goodness. How the hell he think is. No matter how wrong the kid doing, I don't think that a proper way to disipline them. Slapping in front of people. Broken word - 'drop the kid water face'. Slapping is one part, but the cursing part make me feel uncomfortable. Why should he do like that?
No matter how mad he is, the boy was just a kid. Futhermore it a funeral. People coming in giving there respect and 'baca yassin',but the guy or maybe the boy father with a so call 'fowler coller' (me call it 'langsi coller') simply shout, and simply slap the boy and also break the ballon.
WTF...
I learn one thing from my friend about rising a child. Respect your son as a person even though he know nothing about it. Don't threat them like a stupid and worthless piece, theat them like a person. One day, they will treat as back with full of love, until the very end.
I know that guy may not read my blog, but i like to tell him this... 'screw you'
p/s sorry for my poor grammer. Just wanna write in English, so i don't forget how to write. Hehe...